What is the first thing that crosses your mind, which could
kill the passion instantly?
After reading the next story, you will only be thinking
about a serious passion-killer.
Be ready to hear about a "smelly" situation!
Bob and Eve have been happily married for seven years.
Everything is perfect in their relationship, except for one thing.
Eve dies for morning sex, but each time they wake up and try
to have sex, Bob farts. Eww!
His morning farts simply kills Eve's arousal. The smell is
so horrible, that she has to leave the bedroom and open all the windows, until
the dead-fish-smell is gone. This way, they never manage to have morning sex.
'One of these days
you will blow your guts out!', she yells angrily.
'Neah, farting is absolutely
natural', the husband replies farting, all the way to the bathroom.
Eve gets angry and comes up with a malicious plan to make
him regret his words. The next day, she wakes up earlier and takes a turkey out
of the fridge.
She puts the inner parts of the turkey (guts, neck, liver)
on a plate, and sneaks into the bedroom. Then, she gently puts them inside Bob's
pants, without waking him up.
She returns in the kitchen and prepares breakfast, waiting
for her husband's reaction. After half an hour, she hears Bob yelling.
'What's wrong honey',
she yells from the kitchen, trying to control her tears of laughter.
After several seconds, the husband rushes into the kitchen,
all pale and scared.
'Do you remember what
you told me? That one day I would blow my guts out?'
'Yes', she
replies faking seriousness.
'Well, it happened Eve.
But thanks God and the lubricant we bought last week, I think I got most of
them back in!'
Here are some funny fart pics, that will make your day!
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